{"id":36,"date":"2026-01-26T02:06:52","date_gmt":"2026-01-25T20:36:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/poojasanwal.com\/?page_id=36"},"modified":"2026-01-26T02:07:49","modified_gmt":"2026-01-25T20:37:49","slug":"the-boot-theory","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/poojasanwal.com\/index.php\/fav-reads\/the-boot-theory\/","title":{"rendered":"the boot theory"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>a man walks into a bar and says:<br>take my wife\u2013please.<br>so you do.<br>you take her out into the rain and you fall in love with her<br>and she leaves you and you\u2019re desolate.<br>you\u2019re on your back in your undershirt, a broken man<br>on an ugly bedspread, staring at the water stains<br>on the ceiling.<br>and you can hear the man in the apartment above you<br>taking off his shoes.<br>you hear the first boot hit the floor and you\u2019re looking up,<br>you\u2019re waiting<br>because you thought it would follow, you thought there would be<br>some logic, perhaps, something to pull it all together<br>but here we are in the weeds again,<br>here we are<br>in the bowels of the thing: your world doesn\u2019t make sense.<br>and then the second boot falls.<br>and then a third, a fourth, a fifth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>a man walks into a bar and says:<br>take my wife\u2013please.<br>but you take him instead.<br>you take him home, and you make him a cheese sandwich,<br>and you try to get his shoes off, but he kicks you<br>and he keeps kicking you.<br>you swallow a bottle of sleeping pills but they don\u2019t work.<br>boots continue to fall to the floor<br>in the apartment above you.<br>you go to work the next day pretending nothing happened.<br>your co-workers ask<br>if everything\u2019s okay and you tell them<br>you\u2019re just tired.<br>and you\u2019re trying to smile. and they\u2019re trying to smile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>a man walks into a bar, you this time, and says:<br>make it a double.<br>a man walks into a bar, you this time, and says:<br>walk a mile in my shoes.<br>a man walks into a convenience store, still you, saying:<br>i only wanted something simple, something generic\u2026<br>but the clerk tells you to buy something or get out.<br>a man takes his sadness down to the river and throws it in the river<br>but then he\u2019s still left<br>with the river. a man takes his sadness and throws it away<br>but then he\u2019s still left with his hands.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>by&nbsp;<em>Richard Siken<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a man walks into a bar and says:take my wife\u2013please.so you do.you take her out into the rain and you fall in love with herand she leaves you and you\u2019re desolate.you\u2019re on your back in your undershirt, a broken manon an ugly bedspread, staring at the water stainson the ceiling.and you can hear the man [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":31,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-36","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poojasanwal.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/36","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poojasanwal.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poojasanwal.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poojasanwal.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poojasanwal.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poojasanwal.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/36\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38,"href":"https:\/\/poojasanwal.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/36\/revisions\/38"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poojasanwal.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/31"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poojasanwal.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}